Why do guys have to be so dumb? I know this probably sounds egotistical of me...

But seriously, all guys except for me are pretty darn stupid!

All they want is some booty. It's pretty sad. I mean, a lot of guys could be really good guys. And great for women.

Okay, well, I'll amend that statement, I know a few guys who aren't... but for the most part... stupid. Major jerks.

I mean, they're usually pretty nice, but they can't keep themselves in check. I don't know, whatever. Anyways, they're stupid. Does anyone have a baseball bat I can borrow?

-Wayne