Chapel screamers

Spreading the word... Or something. Also a nice herd of cattle

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The Chapel Screamers are an interesting... I don't know what. They come to UCA to the Memorial Chapel on campus, stand on the steps, showing pictures of aborted fetuses (in 4'x6' gory glory, if you please), screaming such delightful phrases as "I was saved in a whorehouse, in the midst of whores and sinners!" or screaming an girls who aren't... well, who knows. No sleeves? You're a whore who deserves hell-fire! Shorts? You're a slut, who's a firey temptress, and will burn in hell! Do you listen to rock, rap, or fornicate with your boyfriend or girlfriend? You're going to hell!

Doesn't that sound like fun, kids? Hooray!