Chapel screamers

Spreading the word... Or something. Also a nice herd of cattle

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The Chapel Screamers are an interesting... I don't know what. They come to UCA to the Memorial Chapel on campus, stand on the steps, showing pictures of aborted fetuses (in 4'x6' gory glory, if you please), screaming such delightful phrases as "I was saved in a whorehouse, in the midst of whores and sinners!" or screaming an girls who aren't... well, who knows. No sleeves? You're a whore who deserves hell-fire! Shorts? You're a slut, who's a firey temptress, and will burn in hell! Do you listen to rock, rap, or fornicate with your boyfriend or girlfriend? You're going to hell!

Doesn't that sound like fun, kids? Hooray!

What Do You Call...

A beautiful human being who has a LOT of potential, but she usually thinks she's not worth much. When she's told how important and beautiful she is, she reacts to these compliments with not gracious acceptance, but sometimes vehement denial, sometimes substituted with "whatever." She is perfectly willing, when she's sad or in any way hurt, to take advantage of the love and compassion shown to her by some male, but unless, and sometimes even when he's really down in the dumps, she will favor the type of male known as "jerkicus maximus", or "abusivus totalaraius". As a matter of fact, she will reject every type of advice, call to action, or plea to get some GOOD specimen, and will instead stay with this type of male. On occasion, she will reject one for the other, or bounce between several different subspecies of these, but she will probably never get a male who treats her right. On occasion she will reject all males in favour of the single life, or even in favor of females, where she will find the exact same treatment she had.

So what do you call this type of person?

Why, the type of girl that I've always loved, of course!